Too Good to be True

You're Like Radio 4 Without Any Talk In It You're Like A Corkscrew Without A Cork Still In It You're Like A Bed That's Made With Nobody Lying In It You're Too Good To Be True You're Like An Ashtray Without Any Ash In It Like A Brass Pot Without Any Stash In It Like A Sink Full Of Pans Without Any Mould In It You're Too Good To Be True Don't Drink Don't Smoke You Don't Shag Men Or Women You Study Proust And You Start Again At The Beginning Your're clever and you'r beautiful too But You're Just Too Damned Good To Be True You're Like A Government Without Any Liars In It You're Like A Village Scene Without Any Spires In It You're Like Choirboys Who Don't Sing Danny Boy I Love You So You're Too Good To Be True