Thief
I Used To Be A Natural
For Retail Therapy
The Only Thing That Stopped Me
Is - Lack Of Ponys Monkeys Readies
But I've Lost All Desire
To Shoplift Things I Don't Require

I Would Never Be
Captured By Ctv
The Fat Man In Security
Is Far Too Fat Too Chase Me
But I've Lost All Desire
To Shoplift Things I Don't Require


I Want To Steal The Heart
Of Tania At The Tattoo Parlour
I Don't Think I Can Live Whithout Her
Of Tania At The Tattoo Parlour
But The Biker Girls Are Trying To Out Her


Late Night Shopping With A Brick
Stick It Through The Jewellers Window
But Its The Pawn Shop Where We All Go Sov I - Don't - Think - So
And I've Lost All Desire
To Shoplift Things I Don't Require

There's A Lockup In My Bedroom
Full Right To The Brim
Its So Full Of So Much Gear
I Can Hardly Get In
But All That Wicked Gear
Might Just As Well Not Be There
At All

I Want To Steal The Heart
Of Tania At The Tattoo Parlour
I Don't Think I Can Live Whithout Her
Of Tania At The Tattoo Parlour
But The Biker Girls Are Trying To Out Her