Stella Philosphy

You Took Her Number She Said Call Me If You Want To But There You Are On West Street On A Saturday Night You're Feeling Good But You're To Scared To Do This Right Happy Hour Never Tasted So Good You Forgot To Phone Her Just Like You Knew You Would You Lost Her Number You Can't Remember Where Signed Into A&E After Fighting With A Lamp Post You're To Drunk To Remember Shes The Girl You Like The Most She's Still Waiting For Your Call She Doesn't Understand You At All But She would Love Your Into Stella Philosophy A Universe In Bars Lying By The Roadside Looking At The Stars You Were A Social Animal A Pill Head Of Society But These Days You're So Drunk You're Challenged Intellectually You Used To Charm The Girls But Now You Cant Even Say Sobriety You Put The Fun In Disfunctional You Put The Run In Drunk Yeah You Should Have Phoned The Girl With Dyed Blond Hair Because Shes Into Stella Philosophy A Universe In Bars Every Nights A Hen Party Being Sick In Rich Men's Cars You Never Made The Date You Never Met Your Soul Mate You Never Knew Your Luck You'll Never Taste Her Vodka Kiss In Her Wardrobe You Won't Piss You'll Never Get To See A Guided Tour Of Her Dad's Brewery She'll Never Take You On Holiday And Get You Bombed In The Bar All Day You'll Never Laugh At Wallace And Grommet While She's Cleaning Up Your Vomit You'll Never Meet Her Auntie Who Puts On The Anne Summers Parties You'll Never Sit On Her Settee In Arsenal Shirts While They Shaft Chelsea