Sad
Only Sad People Drink
I Drink Red Wine And Beer
I Drink It Until
It Comes Out Of My Ears
It Used To Be Cool, Now Its Just Sad
Its Only Good When Its Bad

Only Sad People Smoke
I Admit This Is True
I Smoke Until
My White Face Turns Blue
It Used To Be Cool, Now Its Just Sad
Its Only Good When Its Bad

I'm Sad (He's Sad)
I'm Sad (He's Sad He's Sad ...)

Only Sad People Eat
That Sad Microwave Food
It Makes Me Feel Ill
When I Try To Eat Fruit
It Used To Be Cool, Now Its Just Sad
Its Only Good When Its Bad

I'm Sad (He's Sad)
I'm Sad (He's Sad He's Sad ...)

Only Sad People Sleep
I'm In Bed All The Day
Though Apparently Now
Masterbation's Ok
It Used To Be Cool, Now Its Just Sad
Its Only Good When Its Bad

All The Hip People Hang
In Their Hip People Place
With Their Hair-Do's And Lip Gloss
And Kiss-Air Embrace
It Used To Be Cool, Now Its Just Sad
Its Only Good When Its Bad

I'm Sad (He's Sad)
I'm Sad (He's Sad He's Sad ...)