Long Time Dead
Your Vice Is
House Prices
And Bigging Up Your Mid-Life Crisis
Your Daughters
Detest You
You Can't Believe That Your Wife Has Left You
Your Long Term
Detention
Gave You Ulcers And They Spent Your Pension
Your Bank Account Is Bombing Into The Red
Welcome Back Jack -
You've Been A Long Time Dead

At Your Golf Club
You Were A Big Cheese
Now You Can't Afford To Pay The Green Fees
Cardiac
Arrest You
You Can't Believe Your Wife Has Left You
Three Cars And
Two Houses
Now They're Sold To Buy Your Ex New Blouses

You'll Be Alright Jack
You'll Sleep At Night Jack
You'll Be Alright Alright Alright Alright All
Right Alright Alright Alright

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Da Diddle Iddle De - | Welcome Back Jack
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