Dog and Bone
My Neighbours Are Bankrupt
The Mobile Contract Tie-Up
All The Ring Tones Their Kids Buy Up
Why Why Why Why?
They're Never Alone
With Their Boss On The Phone
They Can Work In Bed At Home
Why Why Why Why?

I'm Dog Dog Dog Dog…
I'm Dog And Bone Not Mobile Phone

They're Leaving For Work
A Doctor And A Bank Clerk
And Dialing Is A Knee Jerk
Reaction To The Train
My Neighbours Abuse It
Out On Corner Shopping Trips
They Think They Need A Hands Free Kit
When They're Walking In The Rain
I'm Dog Dog Dog Dog…
I'm Dog And Bone Not Mobile Phone

My Neighbour Gave Me His Old One
With All His Girlfriends Numbers
He Said It Got Too Close To Home
It's Time For You To Have Some Fun

Send Me
Jpegs
Your Screen Savers
Your Two Bit Video
Wall Paper
Or Call Me Text Me
Or Baby SMS Me
I Need To Hear Again From You
To Prove My Blue Tooth Love For You
I'd Microwave My Brain For You
Sexy Sonia Offered Me
Things I'm Not Sure That You'd Do
But She's Not You
Or You Or You Or You…